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Sigh · #46 Post by **Sigh** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:09 am

I collect nose hairs... wanna see?

Uncle Xyzzy · #47 Post by **Uncle Xyzzy** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:11 am

ryan.riverside · #48 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:25 am

I dreamed about you last night.

{later}

Yeah... last night I had an intense dream. I was naked in it.

TDG · #49 Post by **TDG** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:28 am

Y'know, it'd be pretty easy to gouge somebody's eyes out...

Uncle Xyzzy · #50 Post by **Uncle Xyzzy** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:44 am

That was you?!?

ryan.riverside · #51 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:09 am

I was thinking later, for our first date, after the movie, we could go and maybe slit each other's wrists and make a blood pact.

TDG · #52 Post by **TDG** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:10 am

Wanna go out with my Dad?

Ammer · #53 Post by **Ammer** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:36 am

I don't get along with boys, because I used to be one.

cheeryplant · #54 Post by **cheeryplant** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:28 pm

My dog died three milliseconds ago.

Anoohilator · #55 Post by **Anoohilator** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:50 pm

My dog's fine at the moment.

Oh wait. He's licking a plug socket.

Oops he's getting electrecuted. Looks nasty :/

I think he's dead

Fiddelysquat · #56 Post by **Fiddelysquat** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:16 pm

Yeah, my baby brother did that once.

I don't have a baby brother any more.

Miyu · #57 Post by **Miyu** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:43 pm

Can I have your liver and spleen please?

Fiddelysquat · #58 Post by **Fiddelysquat** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:03 pm

I collect those, too.

Uncle Xyzzy · #59 Post by **Uncle Xyzzy** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm

I hope you don't mind; I blew up your house. I think your cat was inside. I wasn't able to get a photo, though.

ahoteinrun · #60 Post by **ahoteinrun** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm

I'm going to pee my pants in fury!