Awkward things to say

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TDG · #61 Post by **TDG** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:15 am

I always thought it'd be funny to have a terminal illness. But it turns out I was wrong

Uncle Xyzzy · #62 Post by **Uncle Xyzzy** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:47 am

(The scary thing is, I actually know what "pee my pants with fury" means. I'm old.)

Do you prefer them just warm, or screaming in pain?

blueZ · #63 Post by **blueZ** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:28 am

is diarrhea a condition or a disease?
do you get diarrhea or do you have diarrhea?
what if your poop was liquid, but you dont get goosebumps, is that diarrhea or you are just extracting liquid poop?
what if your poop was solid, but you get shivers and cold? what if your poop was in the state of gas? is it diarrhea?

ryan.riverside · #64 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:22 pm

Self-deprication is not a choice. It's a condition.

jcsw · #65 Post by **jcsw** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:29 am

I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 100.
>54?
I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO GUESS!

TDG · #66 Post by **TDG** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:44 am

I was the person who designed Neopets' new layout

Mongrel · #67 Post by **Mongrel** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:42 am

My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

ahoteinrun · #68 Post by **ahoteinrun** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:31 pm

Moongewl wrote:My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

Thats not awkward, thats just scary.

halfbakedbliss · #69 Post by **halfbakedbliss** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:21 pm

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

ryan.riverside · #70 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:57 pm

If it weren't for my irritable bowel syndrome, I would have gotten that girl.

Mongrel · #71 Post by **Mongrel** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:47 pm

ahoteinrun wrote:
Moongewl wrote:My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

Thats not awkward, thats just scary.

It really depends on whether you're smiling and wielding an inappropriate weapon such as a vacuum.

ryan.riverside · #72 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:49 pm

Moongewl wrote:
ahoteinrun wrote:
Moongewl wrote:My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

Thats not awkward, thats just scary.

It really depends on whether you're smiling and wielding an inappropriate weapon such as a vacuum.

Or an eyedropper full of acid.

Miyu · #73 Post by **Miyu** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:27 pm

I just drank a glass of fresh vomit.

Uncle Xyzzy · #74 Post by **Uncle Xyzzy** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:30 pm

Princess Miyu wrote:I just drank a glass of fresh vomit.

Provided by me.

ryan.riverside · #75 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:22 pm

I just drank a glass of distilled vomit.