Yo momma jokes..

[miz sparrow]

Yo mamma's booty so big, looks like she smugglin volkswagons.

.....is my personal favorite.

Yo mamma so old, she babysat Moses/when God said "let there be light" she hit the switch

Yo mamma's house so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers

[ninjoy]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH!

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MADE POOP LOOK GOOD!

[Kokotankuu]

Yo Momma's so fat that when she goes out side wearing a red shirt, all the kids gather 'round waving their arms shouting "KOOOOL AAAAAIID"

[ninjoy]

yo mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest they said"sorry no pros allowed!
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BEAT THAT!!!!!

[Messs17]

Yo mama so fat, when she turns around there's a welcome back party.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Yo mama so fat, when she turns around there's a welcome back party.

Haha, that's good.

Yo mama's so old, when God said "let there be light," she flipped the switch.

[ninjoy]

ok somebody already said said so yeah.....any way YO mama breath is so bad that everthing she breaths on melts!
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so yeah is my catch phrase

[draconis]

Yo mama so fat, when she stood on the weighing machine, it read out her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she walk past the TV, you miss the whole season
Yo mama so flat, she concave.

[CWisgood]

Heh, I liked Draconis'. x)

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[luckimiss7]

Yo momma is so fat, when she went missing they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma is so poor, when I walked into her house smoking cigar she said "clap your hand, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we've got heat!"

[3lla]

yo mama so fat that she went shopping and got a group discount!

i always use that one

[sid_basu4243]

Yo momma's so ugly,
... the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
... on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
... people go as her to Halloween parties.
... they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
... instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
... just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
... she made an onion cry.
... when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
... when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
... I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
... her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
... her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

[draconis]

YO MAMA so fat, all the restaurants in town have a sign saying: "Maximum Capacity: 240 adults or yo mama".
Yo mama so fat, when she went to the zoo the ele[hants threw peanuts at her!

[Helena]

My bestest one:

Yo moma's so fat that she tripped over Kmart, fell over Wall Mart, and landed on Target

That means... Bullseye! *badum tsh*

[bonsgun]

Yo momma's so ugly that when she puts off her makeup, the reading on the scales decreased by 5 pounds.