Serial Killer Game

[thelilbear]

Bob is feeling medieval today.

When Roxas_X walks through the door, he sees that Bob has set up... a catapult! Bob releases a giant rock; unfortunately, it was wound too tight and it misses Roxas_X.

Luckily, it hits Typhoon, who is smashed into bits.

Princess Miyu asks Bob what day it is, and as he tries to remember, Princess Miyu slips out unscathed.

Bob takes his anger out on the next person to enter, who happens to be Susannahmio. It's not exactly medieval, but what better way to dispatch a gunslinger like Susannahmio than with a bullet to the heart?

Returning to his theme, Bob grabs mik19180 and tosses him in an Iron Maiden and slams the door, draining all of the blood out of mik19180.

Good guesses, but not close yet. If no one gets it over the weekend, I'll offer a hint.

[Laryxle]

i think that it's no capital letters

hi bob how are you today

[thelilbear]

Larxyle asks Bob how he is today. "Capital!" Bob replies, and shoots Larxyle with a crossbow.

[CWisgood]

I think the rule is to have a question before a statement with the word "Bob" somewhere in the post.

Are you tuna fish, Bob? I think you are.

[Messs17]

I think the rule is to have an odd number of words in your post.

This is a fun game

[Uncle Xyzzy]

What is the square root of four, Mr. Bob? I hope it's four.

[Rox]

I think the rule is to have the word Bob, ask a question and have a verb in the present continuous in the same sentence
Bob, who you killin today?
And I still rule.

[mjrinella]

Ok, I think you need to have the word Bob in one part of your sentences, and have two 'parts' in your post. A part can be divided up by either a comma, question mark, or period. Like: [Part 1] Hi bob. [Part 2]How are you?

Hi bob. How are you?

[Susannahmio]

Susannahmio is glad Bob knew where her name came from

[thelilbear]

Bob is getting ready to go out for a night of tap-dancing, but he had a few of you to kill first.

CWisGood came in while Bob was selecting a weapon. CWisGood was able to slip out before Bob made a decision.

Messs17 was up next, but Bob had made his choice. He hit Mess17 square in the stomach with a mace, splattering his guts everywhere.

Uncle Xyzzy came in and tried to ask Bob a math question, but Bob just beat Uncle Xyzzy with an abacus until he was still.

Roxas_X entered the room and Bob took off after him, but Roxas_X was able to elude him and get out of the door.

After all that exertion, Bob didn't have much energy to go after Mjrinella, so he simply cut the rope holding a chandelier. It fell and smashed Mjrinella's head open.

Susannahmio tells Bob she appreciates his knowledge, so he rewards her by flinging an Oriza, separating Susannahmio's head from her body. (lol I thought you'd appreciate it )

Don't overthink, it's actually pretty simple! There's another similarity no one's hit on yet.

[Miyu]

I think the rule is that you have to say hello/or hi to Bob? Or possibly have a greeting in your post?

My favorite color is green, what is yours? Hi Bob.

[Typhoon]

Bob, can I ask you a question?

[Blake]

I Think the rule is to have the word Bob, a comma and a question mark in your first sentence, and a period in the second one.

How are you doing, Bob?

I am out to get you.

[mjrinella]

I think the rule is that you need to have an even amount of words in your post, and the word Bob. Also, do we post 24 hours after we're killed, or 24 hours after our last post? If it's after we're killed, I'm sorry .

Hi Bob!

[TDG]

Posts that people were not killed for:

Posts consisting of a single line? High Bob.

Hello, Bob the Dummy, how are you today?

Hello, Bob. How are you today?

Bob, can I have the coke that Wind's about to get you?

Maybe something like this? Hi Bob.

Bob, how you feelin today?
Oh, and I still rule.

What day is today? Hi Bob.

Are you tuna fish, Bob? I think you are.

Bob, who you killin today?
And I still rule.

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Please don't kill me.