Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[Helena]

Well, ok, I had a thought a minute ago ('Someone tell the press!' 'OMG!') And I decided that we all do stupid things, right? So here is a place where you can freely tell the world about the stupid things you've done, either because they're funny, or you just need to confess before you implode. Have fun!

Falling ONE STEP and nearly breaking my leg.
Knowingly sitting on a broken chair.
Wondering why I can't hear my mp3 player: (have a guess; perhaps I wasn't wearing the headphones?)

Bold = Funniest ones.

[Asthaloth]

I fall upstairs on a regular basis.
But then, I will insist on taking them two at a time at a run.

[Helena]

Upstairs? Lol. Not tried that yet...YET.

[Oops]

I rolled off the end of a bed, and broke my arm

[Lee]

I ripped my locker door off
I lost my assignment book, so I bought a new one today. Found my old one.

[Rachel]

I fall upstairs on a regular basis.
But then, I will insist on taking them two at a time at a run.

Me and alex fall up stairs on a very regular basis... i mean the only reason i havent done it in a while is that i'm currently living in a bungalo... even then i think i've managed it since moving in here, go figure!

['Rina]

I lost my assignment book, so I bought a new one today. Found my old one.

lol!! Once I bought a brush and lost it a couple months later, so I went and bought another. I eventually lost that one too, so I used my sister's brush for while, before I eventually found both of them in the same spot.

[Alex]

I fall upstairs on a regular basis.
But then, I will insist on taking them two at a time at a run.

Me and alex fall up stairs on a very regular basis... i mean the only reason i havent done it in a while is that i'm currently living in a bungalo... even then i think i've managed it since moving in here, go figure!

That said, she's worse than me.

I'm just the one who can't open doors, as Rachel likes to mock and point out.

[Byakuya San]

Make assumptions about EVERYONE.

[Kitten Medli]

I do stupid stuff all the time..I'm just not that bright. o_o;

[Twizzler0171]

"Hey Jake, have you seen the music video for that song?"
"Nope."
"Isn't it weird?!"
"...I haven't seen it yet."

Obviously once I have something set in my mind to say I will go ahead and say it, even if the conversation doesn't go as planned. That is quite stupid.

[BeDeviled]

I'm famous for doing stupid stuff at work... just a few days ago, I was making coffee, had to go back on till serve an older man and had 2 very attractive customers waiting in line. Where our tills are we're on a riser, so first step up not a problem my foot caught the edge and down I go, had all 3 of them lean over and the older one asks are you alright? I dusted myself off and laughed saying yep just fine, I haven't done that in awhile.

I also broke my till screen (it's a touch screen like most 7 elevens) literally, so much that duct tape only held it for a couple of hours... I was laughing so hard when I called my manager at home to explain to her how it got broken before someone else told her. anyways had the help desk laughing at me and when I came to work the next morning the night girls had it balanced on the cases of lighters when the duct tape didn't hold anymore.... oh I broke it trying to get it to angle up more and it snapped right off.

I've gotten my arm stuck up in the safe at work trying to dig around to find a missing drop, my head was fully in there with me lying on my back on the floor, The manager decided to tickle me because I couldn't defend myself...

I've got a ton of stuff but that's good enough for now.

[Mongrel]

At the restaurant where I work, I'm always careful to roll silverware so that the napkin is really tight around the set, but nobody else does because it's really not necessary. So, on several occasions, I've grabbed a set of silverware hastily and the silverware has come out. Sometimes, because I'm pulling it down from a counter level with my forehead, the silverware goes flying. I've hit my own head with a knife once doing this, and nearly impaled a customer with a fork.

[CWisgood]

"Hey Jake, have you seen the music video for that song?"
"Nope."
"Isn't it weird?!"
"...I haven't seen it yet."

Obviously once I have something set in my mind to say I will go ahead and say it, even if the conversation doesn't go as planned. That is quite stupid.

I had something like that just now. I was asking my dad about some guy on TV:

"So, is this guy dead?"
"No, that's why he's doing an interview on TV."
"Oh, okay. So how old was he when he died?"
"..."

[3lla]

walking into a netball post by accident only to then turn away from it for 10 minutes and actually run into it again XD

I had to run since i was being chased by some friends who wanted my justin timberlake ticket.