Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[Helena]

Mixing people's names up. Names that are in no way similar.
Mixing relatives up o_0 That was fun.

[Tymaporer]

I know most of you won't understand what the heck I'm referring to, but it's too good to not post. Yesterday, I tried to do counterfeiting with 13% will. And I wasn't really paying attention, so when I clicked on the link to do it again, it said I couldn't because I was in jail, and I was like "What? Since when?" And then I realized what I'd done. XD

[Asthaloth]

Mixing people's names up. Names that are in no way similar.
Mixing relatives up o_0 That was fun.

I've been called Zoe and Matthew (my elder siblings) more times than I care to remember.
I mean, Matthew, okay, we do look alike (Twins six years apart, as has been remarked) but Zoe?!
She's a decade older than me, a foot shorter, and nothing alike in personality.

[Twitchy]

Hehe I constantly fall up/down stairs.
And a conversation I had with my dad on MONDAY:

Me:Shouldnt you be at work?
Him:Its a day of, I am allowed to have them you know.
Me:Oh...I thought monday was your day of?
Him:..durh
Me:oh...so why arent you at work?


Also constantly walking into things. Last summer I knocked myself over by running into one of those glass sliding doors.
And I forget where light switches are.

[Ski]

I forget to take the car out of reverse here and there.
Also, I nearly let some Mario Kart road rage yank my gamecube arcoss the room. (in my defense, I normally play with a wireless controller.)

Mixing people's names up. Names that are in no way similar.
Mixing relatives up o_0 That was fun.

I've been called Zoe and Matthew (my elder siblings) more times than I care to remember.
I mean, Matthew, okay, we do look alike (Twins six years apart, as has been remarked) but Zoe?!
She's a decade older than me, a foot shorter, and nothing alike in personality.

And then there's that extra X chromosome.

[Helena]

I forget to take the car out of reverse here and there.
Also, I nearly let some Mario Kart road rage yank my gamecube arcoss the room. (in my defense, I normally play with a wireless controller.)

*raises hand* Guilty >.< I think I was either playing SSB Melee or Zelda. Either way, I just yanked the whole thing o_0
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I FELL THROUGH A CHAIR

XDD Lolz. I had to climb over a chair to get past, and I didn't know the chair was broken. So my knee crashed through it. I know have painful bruises on both legs, plus a limp -_-

[thesockoverlord]

Hmm..If I told you everything I've done in the last week and a half that was stupid/klutzy/laura-ish, you'd have to read this for about two weeks. x.x
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Today: Ran into a table, then spun around to regain my balance, and faceplanted the wall. About three seconds later when I finally LEFT the room, I thought the door was held open by the door-holder-open thing, and of course it wasn't, so I walked straight into that, as well. (Yes...I am severely bruised, lol)
Yesterday: I was kicking stuff into my locker, and wanted to slam the door shut before it all fell back out...and forgot to take my foot out. Ow.
Last week(this is great, I swear): Nearly drowned to death. Twice. During lunch. WHEN I WAS NO WHERE NEAR A POOL/OTHER LARGE BODY OF WATER*headdesk* I have the most homicidal friends ever...lol
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[Asthaloth]

I forget to take the car out of reverse here and there.
Also, I nearly let some Mario Kart road rage yank my gamecube arcoss the room. (in my defense, I normally play with a wireless controller.)

I've had my mother come running up the stairs because I've suddenly screamed blue murder.

Damned Blue shells lost me my mirror match.

[littleboy6326]

I had too much to drink at my 16th, and put my hand through a greenhouse window.

Ouch.

Luckily, I didn't need stitches.

[.:EightWheels:.]

Attempted to rollerblade down a hill nearby our house. Little did I realize, it never curved upwards or flattened out...

So, I only have one method of breaking in fast situations, put weight on my ankles to up the friction on the wheels. Luckily, I also had a nifty jacket that I tried to use a parachute.

Needless to say, none of that worked.

At least I got lucky, though, and only scraped my skin in 50 places. It could have been much, much worse.

[Kitteh~]

I have never done anything stupid.

I am absolutely perfect. ;D


..........FAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay not really. I'm actually quite stupid at times.
I think one of my favorites was forgetting where I sit in gym, and instead, siting on my friend's seat, right in front of mine. When he came by and was like, "hay dude gtho outta mah chair" I was like, "IT'S MINE THE ONE AHEAD OF ME IS YOURS REMEMBER" and I pointed to the girl in front of me "SHE'S IN YOUR CHAIR >8c" and he was like, ".......No, Vanessa.. I'm #22, I sit HERE. You are #22, you sit BEHIND ME."

".....Oh."

XD

[Zero!]

One time my living room was especially dark, and I went up to the couch to pet what I thought was my cute little black kitten.
Turns out it was my mom's bra.

Ew.

[Twinkle]

Okay so I see a lot of camp stories here so I may as well add mine to the bunch.

This summer I was a camp counselor (WOO YEAH!) at a Girls Scout camp in Iowa. We have six different units and one of them is a new building with air conditioning. So the first night I stayed in this unit, I woke up at around 3am really needing the bathroom but I could not, for the life of me, find my way out of the room. I literally stumbled around in the dark feeling the walls until I reached a door handle. I pulled it open, stepped through it, only to walk straight into the back of the wardrobe.

We also had a skit called "If I weren't a counselor" which we performed at camp fires. Now this happened during my first week and I'd never been to a camp fire, let alone participated at one. I had to jump around and say "Hey I'm Keith, I'm a Camp Sac Counselor as happy as can be! If I weren't a Camp Sac Counselor, a camper I would be!" except it came out "Hey I'm Keith, I'm a counselor sac camp counselor camp camp sac Keith.... uhhh". Needless to say, the kids all just about cracked up laughing and I was stood there bright red in front of nearly a hundred kids and their counselors, all helpless with laughter.

[Paul]

Okay, I have a fancy light above my bed which holds five holds light bulbs, yet only two of these work, one of them is a blown light bulb and the other two are empty. I wanted to buy some new light bulbs and I needed to know which fitting I needed (I've only just moved in), so I stood on my bed and tried to remove the blown light bulb, only it wouldn't budge. Now I know it is stupid to touch a light bulb which is alight, because, well, they're hot.

... So I stuck my finger in one of the empty ones. Meanwhile my housemate was sitting on my bed.


>.<

This was yesterday.

[3lla]

right well today I did yet another stupid thing.
I was at the stables in the morning like I usually am and I had done some schooling on my horse orient, so after just for fun I did some join up work where I would run around the place and he'd follow me.
Well I did go running about the place with a 1 tonne horse following me but I didnt look where I was going and I ran into a fence.
BUT WAIT! theres more!

after running into the fence, I turned around and since my horse was following me he just stood behind me, but i thought he was still running so I ran into him too XD