This is the funniest site on the interenet...

[smudgeoffudge]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Ok there is a guy in a chicken suit and he has a webcam and he will do whatever you tell him to do. Just type it in and he does it. No, it isn't dirty as far as I know. I just got him to throw his couch cushions around and chase his tail and stuff. He did everything I said. It was so funny! I told him to go get a beer, but I guess he didn't have one so he didn't do that. Then I told him to take off the mask, but he got really close to the screen and pointed his finger like "uh uh uh..." hehe..

[bluehawaii19]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Ok there is a guy in a chicken suit and he has a webcam and he will do whatever you tell him to do. Just type it in and he does it. No, it isn't dirty as far as I know. I just got him to throw his couch cushions around and chase his tail and stuff. He did everything I said. It was so funny! I told him to go get a beer, but I guess he didn't have one so he didn't do that. Then I told him to take off the mask, but he got really close to the screen and pointed his finger like "uh uh uh..." hehe..

Yeah, I told him to do something to and he came close to the screen and pointed his finger like "uh, uh, uh..."

I submitted the same thing before that with an "ing" at the end, and he just stood there.

[Jill]

That guy must have no life whatsoever to be on a webcam in a chicken suit. Plus, it's not live video either.

[Sapphire Faerie]

This is just crazy....

...and it's owned by Burger King O_o

[robot]

That mask is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I literally feel scarred. I have a feeling that image will haunt me in my dreams. {I told it to "Eat a Banana" and it switched to him walking right up to the camera and tilting his head around. *shudder*}

[Sapphire Faerie]

It's all staged and pre-recorded anyway, I could tell after a few actions. Makes it lose it's charm.

[Jill]

It's all staged and pre-recorded anyway, I could tell after a few actions. Makes it lose it's charm.

I told him to [explictive] the couch cushions and I actually thought he was going to do that but he just looked under the couch and lifted up a couch cushion.

[Zero!]

I told him to lay on the couch but I swear to god it looked like he was peeing on the cushions! o________o;;

[Articfox]

Someone posted this a while back, I remember it from a while ago, its stupid. Maybe a little creative but mostly just stupid.

[DiscordantNote]

My mom got him to run around in circles a few months ago. It's pretty funny, he even runs over the couches.

[Optimus]

This dude is weird. I told him to go outside and he started rolling around on the floor. I wonder if he tastes like chicken...

[T.M.W.A.C.H.N]

I told him to throw his television and he started doing kung fu o_0

[Twitchy]

I found this site ages ago. i found it really funny then, and I find it really funny now. Tell him to get a beer!!!! What had does is sooo funny, I have also managed to get him to bow and stuff!

[hiddenneggs]

Sapphire -- you're right that it's all pre-recorded stock (which explains the not-quite-right responses some others mentioned), but it's still a nicely odd idea, and one that took some effort (figuring out what actions to tape, doing the stunts, the computer program that parses people's requests).

But no, it's not owned by Burger King -- the guy just included a link to the BK website.

The lingerie is yet another bit of weirdness.

[Twitchy]

I also told him to jump on the sette.

Some people did actuly thik their was a gu y theri standing, waiting for commands.

But it is all preerecorded, you can tell by the way the screen jumps slightly when yhe finish's the command. That is also why he does some stuff, and doesn't do others.