Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[Phlameseeker]

Haha. I once swore pretty badly while on customer services, in front of a mother and young child

[Twinkle]

Burped in a customer's face.

This is full of win.

In my defence, I had terrible indigestion and didn't expect anything to come out.

[Helena]

Haha. I once swore pretty badly while on customer services, in front of a mother and young child

Ok, THAT is full of win xP
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Mascara.


Enough said. You really, really don't want to know. Seriously. >_>

[Asthaloth]

Haha. I once swore pretty badly while on customer services, in front of a mother and young child

Ok, THAT is full of win xP
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Mascara.


Enough said. You really, really don't want to know. Seriously. >_>

Let your elder sister put make-up on you?





I was like Eight. You Don't argue with eighteen year olds at that age.

[Tymaporer]

Makeup-wise, I once tried to cover my friend's face with green eyeshadow to make it look like she had green skin. My mom didn't like that. It wasn't successful anyway.

Many years before that, when I was in first grade, me and a friend were working with paints, and she did face paint on me. It was a duck. Uh, but mom didn't like that either.

[3lla]

well if it makeup were on about I have plenty of horrid stories to tell.

When I was 9 i was fascinated with Star Wars so one day I decided I would get all my paints and make myself look like Queen Amidala.
Let's just say that I went running around with toy guns and light sabers scaring off my dogs as if they were imperial droids......>.<
I have the photo somewhere actually....

[Lee]

well if it makeup were on about I have plenty of horrid stories to tell.

When I was 9 i was fascinated with Star Wars so one day I decided I would get all my paints and make myself look like Queen Amidala.
Let's just say that I went running around with toy guns and light sabers scaring off my dogs as if they were imperial droids......>.<
I have the photo somewhere actually....

I did a similar thing once. When I was 7, I was going to go as Darth Vader for Halloween. Since I had just gotten the costume and was super excited, I refused to take it off. So my parents went to the mall with the little kid in the Darth Vader outfit.

[Helena]

Let your elder sister put make-up on you?

I was like Eight. You Don't argue with eighteen year olds at that age.

Nopes. >_>

When I was 9 i was fascinated with Star Wars so one day I decided I would get all my paints and make myself look like Queen Amidala.
Let's just say that I went running around with toy guns and light sabers scaring off my dogs as if they were imperial droids......>.<
I have the photo somewhere actually....

Ella, you are EXACTLY the person I can picture doing that. You too, Lee.

[Tymaporer]

well if it makeup were on about I have plenty of horrid stories to tell.

When I was 9 i was fascinated with Star Wars so one day I decided I would get all my paints and make myself look like Queen Amidala.
Let's just say that I went running around with toy guns and light sabers scaring off my dogs as if they were imperial droids......>.<
I have the photo somewhere actually....

XD Reminds me of the time my lips were really chapped (but what else is new), and there was a split right in the middle of the bottom one, and it was really red, so it looked kind of like Amidala's stripey thing (I don't remember what it's called at the moment), and since I was putting on this white facial cream stuff, I was pretty amused.

[Mongrel]

If facepaint counts, I think I have a great contender for the makeup horror stories:

My sophomore year of high school, I told my friends I would dress as a vampire for Picture Day. I think I did a pretty good job(considering I didn't get to pictures until the end of the day) apart from the overall shininess of the paint giving me a greasy look.
Ironically, I was allowed to wear this level of makeup for Picture Day...but not for Halloween. It's "disruptive" on Halloween.

[Twinkle]

Oh wow. That's classic.

If we're going to talk about make-up stupids, I tried to apply liquid eyeliner in the car the other day. Whilst going through a speed trap. Whilst late for work. It resulted in me having to sell a broadband package to a couple desperately hoping they wouldn't notice my panda eye. Yes. Just the one.

[Alex]

I have a ridiculous amount of bruises on my legs right now.

One is because I ran into the boys' doorframe, instead of going through the door. Not my smartest move.
Another is on my knee. I am well aware of how that one came about, but don't feel like mentioning it.
The third is a total mystery. I have absolutely no idea where it came from. Somehow, I suspect that alcohol was involved.

[Helena]

Snow.
It isn't as tasty as it looks. >_>

The other day I was at a shops and I was buying a clock, right? It came in a box. When I was walking through the shop, my phone rang, so I put down the box so I could get the phone out of my bag. When I was done with the phone, I put it back in my bag, and walked off. And stood on the clock.
I put it back on the shelf and swapped it for another one

For the record, red eyeshadow + black clothes + black eyeshadow = vampire. I put that outfit/makeup on without noticing the effect, and then everyone was staring at me until I realised I looked like a vampire.

[Lee]

Snow.
It isn't as tasty as it looks. >_>

The other day I was at a shops and I was buying a clock, right? It came in a box. When I was walking through the shop, my phone rang, so I put down the box so I could get the phone out of my bag. When I was done with the phone, I put it back in my bag, and walked off. And stood on the clock.
I put it back on the shelf and swapped it for another one

I once bought a straight mute for trombone and I dropped it. It got a huge dent, so I covered it with my hand and pretended to not notice it. My mom saw it and we went and returned it.

[3lla]

Oh wow. That's classic.

If we're going to talk about make-up stupids, I tried to apply liquid eyeliner in the car the other day. Whilst going through a speed trap. Whilst late for work. It resulted in me having to sell a broadband package to a couple desperately hoping they wouldn't notice my panda eye. Yes. Just the one.

oh man twink I can definitely relate to that >.<

I once put on liquid eyeliner in the car once since I was competing in a Dressage competition and wanted to look great as I had the jacekt and all the fancy looking clothes.
I was rushing so much that after I applied it I went running out of the car and spent the rest of the day looking like a panda for the rest of the day without realising it too!
I still wonder to this day what the judges would've thought