[XD Honestly, if you don't want to read these giant blocks of text, just read the bold parts. Usually, they're all that matter.]Yay. Post. SQUEE!!! Err...anyways, now I have to be a sniffly snifflepants and start being all commentative and stuff. I mean I'm sure nobody reads my walls of text, anyways, but it's fun to annoy Twizz, who has to. >:]
First off, under clause 2, section 7, page 290 of the hardcover edition of Rulebook 11, it clearly states that if you have crazy posting requirements, you must have a license so I hope you do Twizz. Otherwise, I'll be forced to report you to the Confederation of Rules Guarding Ridiculosity, and you know that place makes as much sense as smoke coming from a pipe.
All the codes that keep sprouting like an army of devilishly hard to solve mushrooms are also troublesome.
I would rather not eat pickled bananas on the first day of the week. Not even with olives, no matter how many! Not even when a gentle breeze is blowing from the west! Not even if your name is of Greek origin and means pure!
I love how Twizz uses all these fun colors in her post. I usually use black and white, to pay tribute to my colorless origins.
I do like the way you creatively did everything StuMan. XD Props to pipsqueeek too for your...creative arrangement of words.
Now...on to the plot! [Yes, Yes. I know. We're only halfway. Hold tight.]
All this golden light is terrible for my eyes Twizz. Not to mention, if you have roosters, they'll wake up and start crowing. That would be terrible. :/ I like walking through creepy mazes without roosters telling me to wake up from the nightmare that actually exists.
Oh, and I doubt there was any rain Twizzler dear. The sunset wouldn't have any golden light if there was. I saw you and the Brownies dumping water on all our stuff. >:[ We were too busy debating and not dying to watch it.
Also, yes, I knew not to drink it! Just because I made you stay up half the night arguing with you about why I deserved 3/4 of the tent space does not mean I should die so you can have it all back! It's fortunate that I have a reasonable knowledge of potent venoms and smelled a weasel (not literally). From the shifty expressions on the brownies' faces, I deduced something was amiss.
It's sad that Erwit had to step in and resolve our problems [in a terrible way, I might add]. It's even more tragic that Erwit went for Jasujo so that she could conceal the evil crime of my murder.
I thought you liked Jasujo since she was one of the only two guests that was at our wedding. However, seeing as she survived, I guess you do still like her, but not as much since you were willing to sacrifice her to show that it was an "accident" that I would have died (if I hadn't been wary after the way Sybill and Syrilli were taken out).
I thought I knew you better Twizz.
Oh, and, I am APPALLED! You promised that we would have cable out here.
How else will I watch the food network and cook for everybody to eat? I mean you gave us apple cider but no food. :O Honestly, somebody has to step up to the plate. I guess I'll have to experiment then.
Sugar, pepper, and tomato cookies for all tomorrow!
Oh, and Twizz, when you left, you didn't wake me up. So, I woke up alone with all the chilly night air blowing into our tent. I guessed that it would be exciting so I spent about an hour finding my camera. I didn't know where you went so I just ran off to whatever tents were lit. May wouldn't stop talking about eyes. I'm not sure why. Then, I heard some really strange sneezing and then some screaming. I ran in the direction of the screaming but then it stopped. I guess somebody didn't have my cooking expertise because whatever they were making smelled terrible. Yech. I finally found you by following the random screaming and saw Regan stumbling towards you. However, I saw the blood and fainted. Yeah yeah. It was gross! >> I did wake up to see the fireworks though. I was just getting up when Miyu stepped on me as she wandered off. Did you put something in her apple cider too?
I already had to wait in line as various people spent the night emptying their stomachs of cider.
Boo for the silly clouds covering the stars. It's SIRIUS ALL THE WAY. You're always supposed to follow the north star.
If the silly clouds are in the way, we can't go anywhere. >> Oh, and I kindly borrowed one of your lovely red hats because my head was cold. I hope you don't mind.
Also, BOO for that silly hedge! I always accidentally kill all the plants I try to grow but when I want to kill a silly hedge in the way, it doesn't work.
Yes, yes. That was really long. There's more though! However, I keep getting spammed by election polls. I think malibu was running.
Since I'm cold, wet and miserable and malibu sounds warm, happy and dry, I shall
Vote: malibu as our getaway destination.
Bah to Twizz for making me make three decisions.
Being cold, wet and miserable, I'm going to have
Movement 1: Send Scout. I nominated you pipsqueeek since I have no idea what you just said but you said a whole bunch of complicated technical stuff. If you die, at least I'll know not to go that way. You are part of the greater good. Honest!
As for
Movement 2: Go South, I heard the south was a lot warmer than this bitter winter nightmareland. I'll continue south then with
Movement 3: Go South. I hope no snakes are in this maze and will bite me. I will be very angry! However, I will probably win the lawsuit against Twizz.
Happy thoughts.
Now, Twizz just informed us that the maze eats people. I may not win the lawsuit if I'm dead. New reason for survival!
[XD Honestly, if you don't want to read these giant blocks of text, just read the bold parts. Usually, they're all that matter.]
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However, it won't matter, because I won't be changing them.
So TAKE THAT! All your other comments were contradictions!
