Rock, Paper, Scissors [Split by a Rock]

[Blue]

Previous split

Rules are simple for Rock, Paper, Scissors - Just post something (anything) that beats whatever the person above you threw -- get creative!
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Fire beats root rot

[domo_hello_kitty]

Your fire was doused with water.

[Siniri]

Yo, earth beats water, dattebayo!

[domo_hello_kitty]

Weathering erodes earth.

[Tharkun]

Post-apocalyptic movies don't know what this weathering is that you speak of.

[Blue]

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department beat Mad Max:

[Siniri]

The L.A. Sheriff's Department was no match for O.J. Simpson:

[domo_hello_kitty]

But yet, they caught him in a Las Vegas Casino.

[Blue]

Fire beats the house:

[domo_hello_kitty]

Nothing a Olympic-sized swimming pool could take care of.

[Siniri]

Phelps pwns the pool:

[Blue]

A butterfly net beats the butterfly (the stroke Phelps is doing)

[domo_hello_kitty]

You can't catch a bird with a butterfly net.
I once tried this once a few years ago. I ended up tiered and bored.

[Blue]

Cat beats bird:

[domo_hello_kitty]

The poor chick...

Everyone knows cats love catnip.