The Limerick Game

[Blue]

Siniri has just said a lot.
But it is time that I have not!
I would like to play,
but no time today.
No play at work, lest I be caught...

[Zilary]

This week has been a slow start so far.
Mondays only move at the speed of tar.
Can't wait for home,
And eat some honeycomb
Only an hour before I drive off in my car!

[Blue]

Here is a topic having a slump
That really needs a good whump
It might be terse
But here's a verse
To give that topic a bump

[Siniri]

Blue scribed a verse quite silly,
Like a foot-splaying cross-eying filly.
I one-upped him by force,
but he won't, of course,
Beat on this dead horsey now, will he?

[Blue]

Oh, sure, the verse was quite silly
But I'm not beating that filly
This thread is great fun
Here's another one
I'm sure you enjoy them, really

[Siniri]

Blue attempted to give us a limerick,
but his brain didn't stew long to simmer it.
He gave us a poem,
but heading for home
He forgot that the last line should rhyme the first.

[Blue]

It is dialect I suppose
and how you pronounce words like those
Say, "Po-Tay-Toe"
Say, "Po-Tah-Toe"
and you'll hear my outstanding prose

[Siniri]

Blue bought a mattress from Sealy;
he thought it had a nice feel. He
bounced on it. "Fun!
This is how one
talks when one is in Cali, like, really!"

[Blue]

Talk about poetic license!
Siniri writes with defiance,
Taking the time
to make the lines rhyme
Only with dialect, silence

[Siniri]

There once was a pet from Faerieland,
Who, when asked to give a cheery hand,
Replied with a frown
"You'd better turn 'round
Ere I grind your dumb craft down to nearly sand."

[Blue]

This thread is awfully stale
That if it were sun, I'd be pale.
'Tis time, I believe
to give a reprieve,
and post a groan-worthy tale!

[Siniri]

There once was a gaming company
whose employees were called TNT.
But they all got canned
thanks to the man.
Now JS drives players to lunacy.

EDIT:
There once was a game long abandoned,
That PPTers all once had a hand in.
They thought it dead
'til it raised its head
And Siniri blew and fanned it.

[Blue]

This thread was as dead as the pharos...
Just waiting for someone to compose
Then after a while,
Blue's face cracked a smile
Because Siniri posted a prose

(Yes, Siniri is 3 syllables)

[Siniri]

Siniri's name has three syllables,
claims Blue, who's sometimes gullible.
You just might bounce
to find it's pronounced
"SHE-knee-ree" - ain't it incredible?