Acrostic Game [Split 1]

[Blue]

The rules are simple. Take the last word of the previous answer, and define it using words that begin with the letters of that word in order -- and only the letters of that word -- so that you can spell out the word by the first letters of your definition (the goal is to come up with a phrase or sentence that makes sense, with imaginary bonus points if it's funny). Here's an example:

PINKPT: Partaking in Neopets, kinship, play, talk

New word: Talk

Current word: STUFF

[Siniri]

STUFF: Something that undermines family fun.

FUN.

[Daze]

Family Unifying Needs

NEEDS

[Blue]

NEEDS: Normally Everyone Expects Daily Sustenance

SUSTENANCE

[Chivewarrior]

Spotted umbrellas stand together entrenched near apple ninjas collected everywhere.

EVERYWHERE

[Daze]

Every Variant, Every Route You Will Happily Encounter Relative Epochs Phew!!

EPOCHS

[Blue]

EPOCHS: Eternally Plodding Over Centuries, Heading South

SOUTH

[Daze]

Suns Orbit Utilizing The Horizon

HORIZON

[Zilary]

HORIZON: Hovering Over Rainy Isles, Zebras Open Nutshells.

NUTSHELLS

[Siniri]

NUTSHELLS: Nuggets under thick shells, hiding eternal, luscious, lifegiving seeds.

SEEDS.

[Blue]

SEEDS: Small Excreted Elements Duly Spawned

SPAWNED

[Siniri]

SPAWNED: She produced a wee nappiewearer, enduring delivery.

[Blue]

DELIVERY: Driving Every Little Item, Venerably Excluding Regalia Yachts

[Siniri]

Yachts: You are cruising, huge tall ship!

SHIP

[Blue]

SHIP: Sailing Happily In Pods

PODS