Teen sets self on fire during theft

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DiscordantNote
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#16 Post by DiscordantNote »

He'll get at least an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards. He's not the first lit-a-flame-around-flammable-liquids guy they've got on there.
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#17 Post by Snippy »

Maybe he'll get Carlos Mencia's "Dee dee dee" award. :P
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#18 Post by Silencekity »

Hmm Flamable liquid + lighter + stupid teenage boy = A good laugh yup that about sums it up
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#19 Post by theonlysaneone »

Kyra wrote:
Setekh wrote:So it's funny when a Human being, who -Inspite of what you want to believe is smarter than any other animal on this earth- seriously injures himself.
But when Somone kills an animal to eat and cloth himself (relatively speaking ofcourse) Hes a murderer who should be strung up by his loins and flogged.


Pretty much, yes. ^_^

People are just getting pathetic. I mean, why would you hold a lighter up to your pants? Surely you can tell how wet they are by, perhaps, touching them? Another thing, why would you take a lighter with you to steal gas? It's so sad when natural selection fails.


Hopefully it did enough damage that he'll be sterile for life, or at least so ugly no one will ever want to reproduce with him. It would still fit natural selection because the dumbbutt gene wouldn't pass on to the next generation. The scary thing is, I see people like this every day who have just been lucky so far.
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#20 Post by Jen »

*Groans*

Makes me think of something I would do.
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