What do you think is the most undignified way to die?

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Sakura · #31 Post by **Sakura** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:14 am

Oh I've got another freakish way. Dying from the toxics in doggy slobber when a newborn puppy licks your nose.

Hil · #32 Post by **Hil** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:40 am

All I can think of right now, is being decapitated. *Shudders at thought*

Fiddelysquat · #33 Post by **Fiddelysquat** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:48 am

Undignified ways to die, according to the prophesy of Fiddstradamus:

Drowning face-first in a toilet

Choking on pudding

Being mauled to death by a chihuahua

Being hit by a rogue wheelchair

Caned to death by the elderly in a grocery store on Senior Citizen's Day over the last can of New England Clam Chowder

Heart failure due to Twinkies

Having an epileptic seizure during an episode of Pokemon

Girl-scout gang violence

Trampled to death in Walmart while trying to buy a 50% discounted DVD player

Miniature golfing injuries

Shot over a game of cards. Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Puncturing your carotid artery with a toothpick because you sneezed

Having a heart attack during an episode of 'Maury'

Consequentially of ralphing on Eminem's shoes

Stealing lunch money from a hitman's son

Running away from a serial killer in a forest at night wearing light-up shoes

Playing 'toss the steak knife'

zorg · #34 Post by **zorg** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:50 am

lol! I love the *running away from a serial killer at night wearing flashing shoes*

Canada · #35 Post by **Canada** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:34 pm

being poisoned by a pufferfish

Teach: So how did you father die?
Kid: He ate a fish...

Blake · #36 Post by **Blake** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:56 am

Having to die by hitting your head on the computer screen because you didn't get a jackpot on a scratchcard and it was there. (really hapened to me on neopets)

Canada · #37 Post by **Canada** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:59 am

lovio wrote:Having to die by hitting your head on the computer screen because you didn't get a jackpot on a scratchcard and it was there. (really hapened to me on neopets)

lol
but how can you die by just hitting your head... onless the screen was filled with knives and tacks

LAQ · #38 Post by **LAQ** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:03 am

Canada wrote:
lovio wrote:Having to die by hitting your head on the computer screen because you didn't get a jackpot on a scratchcard and it was there. (really hapened to me on neopets)

lol
but how can you die by just hitting your head... onless the screen was filled with knives and tacks

The glass could break, and your head would get all cut up and you could bleed to death..... :shock: I don't like to think about dying, though I do all the time

Canada · #39 Post by **Canada** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:08 am

ive got another way

being so fat butchers mistake you for a pig >.<

Christopher · #40 Post by **Christopher** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:55 am

- Being eaten on survivour.

- Choking on perfume/drinking it

Jill · #41 Post by **Jill** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:02 am

Undignified? Being english and running away from your battles like the bunch of pansies you all are

Electric Dj · #42 Post by **Electric Dj** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:51 pm

Bumping into a baby's toy trycicle and splitting your head open on the road.

Igg · #43 Post by **Igg** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:54 pm

Generally, I'd say a death involving a toilet is pretty undignified.

Electric Dj · #44 Post by **Electric Dj** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:00 pm

That, or anything involving faeces from any creature.

#45 Post by **Combusken BG** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:02 pm

Electric Dj wrote:That, or anything involving faeces from any creature.

1. One nasty one I can think of is if someone had epileptic seizure and drowned in animal poo while they were working on a farm.

2. Falling down a hole where a toilet use to be and not being able to get back up out of the hole. (You will know what I mean if you go to a public toilet and you see a hole where a toilet was removed by vandals.

3. Being clawed and/or eaten to death by lions after you blown of course and you accidentally land in the Lions enclosure at a zoo or safari when you are parachuting.

4. Jumping off a tall building.

5. Being Burned Alive to death

6. Being Buried Alive in a casket.