Poor Turmaculus...the one hour per day he's actually awake, he's constantly being pestered by petpets. When does he actually get to do any of his legendary eating, aside from the very rare devouring of a petpet asking him for stuff?
In other news, the Snowager is asleep. Now there's another wretched Neopian. We all steal from him whenever he takes a nap, so he has to try to stay awake at all times.