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Virre · #1 Post by **Virre** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:44 am

I accidentally washed my mouth with soap.

Anyhow, new here of course.
The name is Victor and I'm just one of those unemployed slackers with no life at all. I like it though.
Interests? Poker, religion (I'm not religious though), learning how to play the guitar.
I spend my days catching big spiders in my room in the basment, just to let them out later on (I'm a vegan, I can't kill them no matter how disgusting they look -_-*).
Skills; +10 in good looks (;)), +4 in eating noodles, -9 in roleplaying (only roleplayed once during the last.. 4 years and that was as a pile of sludge. Nothing more), +7 in speaking with elks and +6 at lifting rocks.
I live in Sweden were the elks are green and the grass is brown.
We currently have -84 celsius here and polar bears walking around our igloos.

Well that was pretty long, but that sums it up I guess

#2 Post by **Shoyru_Lover** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:25 am

Hello and welcome to the forum Viree! For someone unemployed, you sure sent me an impressive application

Virre · #3 Post by **Virre** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:39 am

Thanks, Yukio, I'm glad you liked it ^_^

pipsqueeek · #4 Post by **pipsqueeek** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:55 am

I always put bugs outside too. Heh, at camp a daddy long legs got into our dorm, and the girls in my hall were trying to get it onto a piece of paper, and I just picked it up and carried it outside. They thought I was crazy.

...well, I am, but not because of that.

Anyway, welcome to PPT! But beware the food offerings that are sure to come soon. If you eat them you've sold your soul to Christopher. It's in the fine print.

Skynetmain · #5 Post by **Skynetmain** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:56 am

Welcome to PPT. Given what you have shared, you seem like you will fit in fine. Hope you have fun!

Hands out mochi and taiyaki.

#6 Post by **Shoyru_Lover** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:24 am

Yep... just don't go too insane in the cheese dip. You don't want to know what is in it.

Christopher · #7 Post by **Christopher** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:13 am

It's not another Yukio minion is it? Welcome to PPT.

#8 Post by **Shoyru_Lover** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:02 pm

Even worse... it's a monster made of snot balls.

Virre · #9 Post by **Virre** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:28 pm

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome, I'm sure that I'm going to enjoy it here

#10 Post by **Combusken BG** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:58 pm

Hello Virre, welcome to PPT!

Enjoy Your Stay!

Pudding · #11 Post by **Pudding** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:14 pm

Welcome to the forums, Virre! You'll fit in nicely here.

I won't squash a spider either for the same reason. Be sure to have some of my famous homemade vegan key lime pie while you're here!

xxShannon · #12 Post by **xxShannon** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:17 pm

Ha ha. Hey Virre.
I think that wins something for onw of the most odd introduction ever.

I'm sure you'll like it here. :hug:

Meer · #13 Post by **Meer** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:28 am

Hello fellow unemployed slackers with no life at all!

I catch spiders and put them outside too. I'm not a veggie, I just like spiders, and I don't like killing things. I have a +5 in talking to spiders, yesh.

#14 Post by **Shoyru_Lover** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:20 am

Spiders are your friend too.

moihaha · #15 Post by **moihaha** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:22 am

I dont kill spiders either, but it's beacause they are all secret agents for the Master Spider who lives in a bunker in Russia trying to fulfill his evil plan to dominate the world. Everytime we kill a spider, He knows it, and our names are putted on a list of people due to be burned and dismembered when he comes to absolute power. He is already responsible for AIDS epidemy, the Tsunami of two years ago and Celine Dion's career. Cobwebs are mind reading devices and spiders have the power to morph themselves into people ressemblance to spy on their relationships. We MUST be carefull. They are everywhere. We are FAR better to keep a low profile and leave them alone. Trust me. You DON'T want to get on their bad side. Be very, very carefull.