AHHH! Those People! "No you can't!"

[Fiddelysquat]

This is what happens to people who ask me for gum:

Them: "ONG I WANT THE GUMZ0RS1!!" (You can practically hear the chatspeak.)

Me: *digs hand in to pocket* Hold on... I think I got some.... Here it is! *whips out hand and gestures in a rather impolite way*

YOU GOT SERVED!

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Made up convo if there ever would be such a thing...
Starring Bill and Steven!(abreviated as S and B)
B: Lemme copy your hw!
S: no
B: Please?
S: no
B: Please?
S: Okay
B: Really?
S: No.
Later...
B: Lemme play on your neopets account.
S: See the Daikon? FETCH THE DAIKON!
B: *Goes running after a daikon*
Later...
B: What are you doing?
S: GET THE *Mittens!* OUT OF HERE! IM TAKING A DUMP.
B: Oh. Can I try?
S: *throws poop at Bill*
Later...
B: Let me play your Xbox!
S: *throws the xbox at bill*
Later...
B: Are you going to eat your porkchop?
S: *Picks up a chair, smashes bill with it, before gunning down his carvass witha m-16 and feasting upon his skull*

[Zero!]

Them: "ONG I WANT THE GUMZ0RS1!!" (You can practically hear the chatspeak.)

Me: *digs hand in to pocket* Hold on... I think I got some.... Here it is! *whips out hand and gestures in a rather impolite way*

BAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Excellent!!! If that situation ever comes up in real-life, I'm doing that.

And FMA, that conversation, highly entertaining.

B: What are you doing?
S: GET THE *Mittens!* OUT OF HERE! IM TAKING A DUMP.
B: Oh. Can I try?
S: *throws poop at Bill*

Best lines ever. XD

And to keep me from spamming, here's another little lunchroom scenario that happens quite often...

"Hey Steve! I'll trade ya my chocolate milk for your brownie and gummies!"
"Sure okay!"
*trades*
"HEY YOU BROWNIE STEALER!!! *snatches brownie from me*"
"HEEEEEY GIVE THAT BAAAAACK!!!"

The majority of the time I snatch the brownie back. X3

[Knives]

Actually, I don't really beg, my friends know that I want their food, and give me it.

Scenario
Jeff(Me): *sits down w/cafeteria lunch that doesn't fill him up*
Lindsey: *hands me her fruit cup thing that changes color each day for some odd reason*
Elizabeth: *gives me some of her sandwich, unless its filled with chocolate, like Mutella(or Nutella, or w/e)
Me: *steals her chips, unless their doritos, she usually gives those away* *sits queitly and eats his cafeteria lunch before moving on to finish what people give me*
Daniella: *hands me her pudding*
Me: *takes pudding and eats*

In this scenario, as you can see, I usually can get full by getting what people don't want. Ok, so it's not a conversation, so what. This other guy at my table, Amien, also likes to take food like me, we sort of share the things we get from other people who bring their lunch. We have a trade thing too, as most of the times vending machines are a great way to get food if your still hungry.

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Actually, I don't really beg, my friends know that I want their food, and give me it.

Scenario
Jeff(Me): *sits down w/cafeteria lunch that doesn't fill him up*
Lindsey: *hands me her fruit cup thing that changes color each day for some odd reason*
Elizabeth: *gives me some of her sandwich, unless its filled with chocolate, like Mutella(or Nutella, or w/e)
Me: *steals her chips, unless their doritos, she usually gives those away* *sits queitly and eats his cafeteria lunch before moving on to finish what people give me*
Daniella: *hands me her pudding*
Me: *takes pudding and eats*

In this scenario, as you can see, I usually can get full by getting what people don't want. Ok, so it's not a conversation, so what. This other guy at my table, Amien, also likes to take food like me, we sort of share the things we get from other people who bring their lunch. We have a trade thing too, as most of the times vending machines are a great way to get food if your still hungry.

Hobo.

Vending machines have always scared me. Every since one of them took my dime and didn't cough it back up.

[Twisted Sanity]

You wanna know whats worse? When you bring some gum to school, and people threaten to tell the teachers unless you give 'em some.

Thats worse than begging.

Or even worse than that! There are people who give you all this crappy food, all the second rate stuff, and they make it seem like a kind act of generosity.

But then, the moment you bring something good to school, the scab automatically brings out the
"But I gave you so much stuff before! YOU OWE ME!" line.

Yeah, thats happened to me. Thats why I don't accept any stuff from anyone except when they're my good friends Otherwise, you're asking for trouble.

[Lass]

Everyday people in my English class beg people for gum... it's pretty sad, really. They have the nicest clothes and their hair is 'perfect', and they still ask people for gum -_-