...Alex wrote:
Rab wrote:
Miss Padfoot wrote:
I used to try to write fanfics, now I just read them on occasion. And yes, Mary Sue is evil.
Oh, and TFM, you'd love the LJ community
Deleterius. It's devoted to the verbal abuse of LOTR and HP Mary Sues.
Deleterius provides me hours of amusement. I mostly read the Harry Potter sues. I love the over the top sues, like the ones that are part veela and unicorn, that every boy automatically falls in love with, the Sorting Hat can't sort, and have some sort of tragic past. Oh, I forgot, they can also use wandless magic and have special eyes that can change color depending on their mood.
Or the 'I'm best friends with the trio, and we do everything together' 'Sues. Especially the American-transfer!Sue. x_o
Oh, and then there are the ones with the reeeeaaaally long hair and fancy names. Do they even realise how high-maintenance long hair is? You can't not brush hip-length hair. Not even for one day only. It'll be a mess. ._. But that's saying that 'Sues are logical. Honestly, 'canon 'Sue' is an oxymoron.
American-transfer sues are usually pretty funny funny. Especially the ones with magical CD players. I think my favorites are the "OMG!! I'm so0o0o0 PUNK!!!1" Sues. Or maybe the ones where Hermione gets a makeover. They're so ridiculous. Honestly, how can they even think it's good writing?
I've never had extremely long hair, but I know people who have or had long hair and they're always complaining about it. It often looks slightly messy even when they do comb it. Though you're right, I think there must be some sort of unwritten rule that says Sues cannot make any sense at all.
I've seen a couple comments by you at Deleterius. One of those odd moments when I realized I recognized the username from PPT.