I have weird friends

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Full Metal Alchemist · Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:35 am

I have really weird friends...

Thomas: My dad has a liquid nitrogen microwave where he works.
Me: Really?
Thomas: yeah, it freezes stuff reaaaaaal fast. I bet if you put a cat in it, it would get taxidermized in 5 seconds flat!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Do you have weird friends?

SpiraLethe · #2 Post by **SpiraLethe** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:41 am

Well, I do have a friend who soldered his fingers together.

Christopher · #3 Post by **Christopher** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:08 am

Just a small mob of D&D enthusiasts...a protestor, and a guy that wasn't allowed to join the army for drunk driving records XD

ahoteinrun · #4 Post by **ahoteinrun** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:18 am

Well...
I can't say much about my friends IRL, because... they're mostly super nerds. A cowboy... some farm kids... and a computer geek.

*eyes a few people on PPT* And the rest... make me look sane.

Strechii · #5 Post by **Strechii** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:22 am

Emma: Yeah... and you could go insane if you ate hot sauce
Me: Well that explains about Seamus [my brother]
Emma: He'd [Barney] eat hot sauce and go "BWWWWAAAAAAH!"
Emma: "IT'S HOT"
Emma: AND I'D BE SCARED!!!!!!
Me: And then he'd open his magic bag
Me: Where he stored all the bodies

You can judge weather that's weird or not. Too bad I don't have quotes of the story I made up about the onion, potato, mustard, and all the other food characters I had.

My family is also rather different from most families, but alas I don't have any quotes right nowl

Twizzler0171 · #6 Post by **Twizzler0171** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:24 am

In real life? Lets see... one I think would be better off as a goth, one who thinks she's a werewolf (Vote: Friend :roll:

) another who I don't know what in the world she thinks she is but is my friend because I say she is or such thing, and my one sane friend who... well, is sane. And cool. Oh-so-cool

And, like Inrun, I'm not even going to go into detail on my internet friends... most of them are here, and you'd hunt me out and short-sheet my bed or something else scary like that. 0:)

Joking, joking... *Hides*

Kitten Medli · #7 Post by **Kitten Medli** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:25 am

Ah, yeah. Emma's a silly child.

Other than her.. um.. nah. I'm usually the one scaring people.

jellyoflight · #8 Post by **jellyoflight** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:03 am

No-one's saner than me and my two finger puppet, Matt and Rob (the names of my Music teacher and RE teacher) who do things I can't put here on top of stalls in the toilets which is supposed to be your best friend's one but turns out to be some frightened year 7

_jade_em_ · #9 Post by **_jade_em_** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:40 am

I have one RL friend who loves grossing us out by mashing very different food items together. Okay, think about a potato chip. A potato chip with mushed grapes smeared along the bottom, fried rice on top, and sauced with mustard

Fallen · #10 Post by **Fallen** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:51 am

My friend Jessica has this little red figure named Phil (He looks like a gnome fireman,really creepy) and she tends to play with it in random classes...Yeah. <_<

Kugetsu · #11 Post by **Kugetsu** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:45 pm

Oh man, what a topic. If only you knew... if only you knew... Strangest group of kids you'd ever meet. Of course, almost anything said by them is not appropriate for these forums, but they give almost everyone "nicknames" and they are hilarious. They also make for great conversation. There's a PE teacher named Mr. Newton, and we call him "King Newton" because he controls almost every class in the PE class (even ones he doesn't teach) and he yells "Suit'em up!" when he wants us to change out of our PE uniforms. He's such a serious and angry guy... so we decided to send him anonymous notes last year, something like this:
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King Newton,

The village is starving and you promised to send us our bread and gravy. The other villagers are coming and they plan on stealing our children, what you think we should do? Should we arm the catapults with flaming babys and attack while they are unguarded, or should we run away like we did last time? Please you highness, we need supplies and babies for the long road ahead. Please send or we will rebel due to your oppression.

Signed, The Village People
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We also when to Burger King and bought a Birthday Crown and then about a six-pack of "Royal" brand soda and set them on his desk. He;s the only person that doesn't know we are the ones that did it. He used to make his sophomore class run because of it. XP

I also know this one kid who would throw quarters at you if you made him angry, we used to always say things to him and then buy sodas. :lol:

He wasn't a friend though.

_jaye_ · #12 Post by **_jaye_** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:15 pm

Omg definately! This dude called Pezzo (his nickname; he'd be too famous if I put his real name XD) is like uber weird. I talk to him quite a lot and he really amuses me XD SO many funny moments heh, I'll just see what I remember....(my friends are as weird as me

we are teh coolness XD)
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[on webcam playing animal imitations]
Pez: *does this weird action with fingers pointing from his head*
me: hm....ram?
Pez: CLOSE. but no; it's a mountain goat

me: =| HAHAHHAHHAAH...
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[in a debate]
this dude: and higher classes of society have a better education..
Pez: point of information. Beckham failed all his GCSEs and Britney thinks that the democrats are a band.
dot dot dot...
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[this isn't that appropriate to feel free to edit and delete this part]
Pez: oF^2=smurf
me: ...??
Pez: F=mg
Pez: F^2=mFg
Pez: oF^2=smurf
me: .......
Pez: physics yo!
(don't ask XD)
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There are just too many hilarious moments with him XD

Nessa · #13 Post by **Nessa** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:14 pm

Kristina: "I can't wait to go back to the states and eat real chinese food."

I rest my case.

Ammer · #14 Post by **Ammer** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:16 pm

Nessa wrote:Kristina: "I can't wait to go back to the states and eat real chinese food."

I rest my case.

That is just hilarious. I make comments like that in real life!

Strechii · #15 Post by **Strechii** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:23 pm

_jade_em_ wrote:Okay, think about a potato chip. A potato chip with mushed grapes smeared along the bottom, fried rice on top, and sauced with mustard

Sounds yummy.

I'm joking people!! I don't like mustard!